quiz 1
Question 1: Four
Question 2: No, but a tin can
Question 3: K.O
Question 4: THE ANSWER
Question 5: Right click then move over then click, or move off the screen.
Question 6: Shallots
Question 7: An elephant
Question 8: Yes!
Question 9: THAT ONE (top right)
Question 10: Dentures
Question 11: n
Question 12: The dot above "I"
Question 13: F'TAANG
Question 14: Torch
Question 15: HORSE
Question 16: H
Question 17: 17.
Question 18: Hammer
Question 19: Blue, Orange, Green, Green, Yellow (BOGGY)
Question 20: Seal!
Question 21: Green flash (top left)
Question 22: +1 Skip
Question 23: BRAN
Question 24: V
Question 25: Shoe Polish
Question 26: Arsefacey
Question 27: GO TO 28
Question 28: Abundance
Question 29: Egg Mayonnaise
Question 30: Cross through the tunnel
Question 31: Woof. Woof. Woof.
Question 32: Babycham and Human Faeces
Question 33: 7
Question 34: Remove mouse
Question 35: Green smiling button
Question 36: A walk
Question 37: Of course not
Question 38: Mary Rose
Question 39: Cylindrical Adventures
Question 40: Cross over the right-click menu
Question 41: AFRO
Question 42: 42nd 42
Question 43: Tom Cruise
Question 44: .
Question 45: W RONG (cross sun flag skull up)
Question 46: OMGF U KILLS SONIKKU U BASTUD
Question 47: Red
Question 48: SNAAAAKE!
Question 49: SPLAPP-ME-DO
Question 50: O.K.
Question 51: Fight! (mash the mouse)
Question 52: 3rd from left
Question 53: ...but pa might not
Question 54: No, about 20cm off the ground
Question 55: A games console for wholemeal biscuits
Question 56: Blue, red, blue, yellow
Question 57: Erm... one?
Question 58: Shepherd's Pie
Question 59: Charge ur lazer! (mash the mouse)
Question 60: No... (unless you did 59 without retrying upon running this flash)
Question 61: Thumbs up
Question 62: Moss
Question 63: Tasteless white filth
Question 64: Egg > 28
Question 65: LARGEST
Question 66: !
Question 67: A big hairy arsonist
Question 68: Stroke the cat
Question 69: LOL, 69
Question 70: Using its anus
Question 71: Green
Question 72: Middle far left switch (it's small)
Question 73: ? (top right)
Question 74: No one knows that
Question 75: ESCAPE!
Question 76: Sugar, honey, honey
Question 77: Question 77
Question 78: FOUR
Question 79: Click the U in the 3rd box, you'll see it turn green when you hover over it.
Question 80: Filthy Romanians
Question 81: Run cursor up and down lightning rod
Question 82: Clip the toenails
Question 83: National Dyslexic Association
Question 84: Green Shooting Star
Question 85: I loved it!
Question 86: The Prince
Question 87: .
Question 88: Break Sonic's leg (mash the mouse)
Question 89: Blindness
Question 90: Nonce
Question 91: Click under the third hole in the paper on the left side,
it will start to rip. You have to click all the way across to make the
paper rip in half.
Question 92: 194, 27, 26, 14, 9, 3, 2.5, 1, .4
Question 93: Go! (behind bomb)
Question 94: The bomb is a dud
Question 95: Remove mouse, click Red
Question 96: A right mess
Question 97: 10+ times!
Question 98: Blue, red, blue, yellow
Question 99: At green, click sign
Question 100: Two
Question 101: Chihuahua
Question 102: Touch the dots! (one of them doesn't have one)
Question 103: Slight down and slight right (you'll know)
Question 104: Large yellow sad moon (Hey! Why not the large gray sad moon?)
Question 105: BANANA (spell it from apple, nectarine, and gooseberry)
Question 106: Click the arrow (right-clicking whacks you in the head)
Question 107: Don't click TRY AGAIN on the gameover screen
Question 108: 4 8 15 16 23 42 execute
Question 109: Make the monkey poo (mash the mouse), then click on arrow
Question 110: Use all seven skips
quiz 2
1. Up his sleevies2. Paint
3. Earth (the rest are candy bars, remember)
4. American (A merry can)
5. Type what Frank tells you to (either ****, carrot, or udder)
6. 8 (sentence has 8 letters)
7. Press the right arrow (On your keyboard)
8. 10 letters in
9. Click the creature several times. Click the bubble on the right for a skip.
10. Click and drag "the penguin" to reveal the answer.
11. Follow the directions. Don't touch the blue parts and don't release the mouse button until the end.
12. Fine
13. Lederhosen
14. Click the 14 twice (drag the dots around so that the red markings line up with the white boxes to make letters)
15. A backwards dog
16. Chris (you can see it in the credits)
17. Touch the brown balloon with your mouse, but don't touch any of the others. It's best to start with your mouse at the top of the screen then move into position
18. Fly sandwiches
19. Fusestopper
20. Turn on the light then pop the guy's zits. (Pop the zit on the guys ear to get a fusestopper)
21. 30 (under "other impossible quizzes")
22. Pink Clouds
23. Drag the circle around 23 to the appropriate spot (I thought this one was quite clever :P)
24. Space (under the "c" key)
25. When it's a jar
26. You run. You run so far away.
27. Press 1 on the keyboard.
28. It's Sparta
29. Move the mouse to the small area to the right of the stream of water to find a gem. If you accidentally uncover a bomb, drag it to the water to put it out. Under search is a green bomb, let it blow up for a skip.
30. Click the 0 in 30.
31. Drive down the M4
32. Click the finger
33. Click the 33
34. Click the death button
35. Aim for the face
36. Tequila (to kill her)
37. Move the mouse off the flash window and an elephant will fall.
38. Mash two of the arrow keys at the same time repeatedly or hit the space bar repeatedly to fill the meter. (Arrows are faster)
39. Same as 11, only your pointer disappears. Use the circles to guide you.
40. Toucan
41. Wait for one of the circles to shrink, then click it. In the bottom-right corner is a fusestopper.
42. Drag the guy's fist and drop it on the other guy.
43. This one somewhat requires that you've played the previous impossible quiz. It pops up a random question from it until you get one right. So either be good at guessing or play through the first one.
44. What you say!!
45. Click the second E in "I see" (it'll turn green) then the I, then the E, then the I, then the O in "O RLY?"
46. Around Orion's waist
47. Universal Serial Bus
48. USB Port
49. Follow frank's directions. Be careful not to do anything if it doesn't say "Frank Says" at the top, though.
50. Click the dog's mouth to chew the bone, then move your mouse over it to "pet" it
51. Click "came last" (it will turn into camel)
52. Move the mouse back and forth over the lamp to clean it.
53. Click next to the G (notice it looks like an arrow)
54. There is a little mouse tail near the bottom right corner. Put that mouse onto the circle.
55. Pokemon
56. lol micropenis
57. Four
58. Press Space (It's displaying the exosphere, AKA Space) 59. Grab and move the "R" in Varnish.
60. Just keep dragging the cat down as quickly as you can.
61. To get to the other side.
62. Edam
63. Press the "Quality" thing on the bottom of the screen. Type "Q" on your keyboard to get a skip.
64. May want to use one of your bomb defusers here until you get it memorized. There are 6. The Planet, a very small cloud missing on the right side, near the missing cloud one of the mountain tops is missing it's peak, a crease under the critter's eye, the smallest tooth closest to it's cheak is missing, at the very bottom near it's right hand the ground is a different color.
65. Goat's Blood
66. Click all the lighter colored leaves off the body. (Also, hit the flower on it's necklace for a bomb defuser)
67. Invisible maze, go to the green light on the left first, then get the key and head through the sliding walls to the finish. When you hit the green dot you get a message saying "To remove the universe the code is 8275" Thought it might apply to #58 but haven't figured it out yet.
68. Checkpoints are for the weak and mentally challenged.
69. Press the bomb when it hits 2
70. Click the screen first,then memorize how many times that Chris the cat got beaten till faint(remember how many punch the gangster's hand had punched him till he faint)
71. 28.8kbps modem
72. violence
73. cut the tree thingy quick
74. No
75. Replica to Q70,how many punch land chris to faint
76. AIDS
77. A fat bloke
78. Err... for this turn the wheel of the box till the box open,any one has complete ans for this may help me,turn till it open,if not enough time(15s Bomb) then use fusestopper
79. Take the Dragon the 'On' to the circle
80. A corpse bra
81. 2nd row the bottom one the 4th one(looks like a duck >.< from left to right)
82. Click obvious when the bomb starts flashing or gets to 2
83. Drag the screen away(theres a hidden platform when u drag the circle,then click next.
84 blue red blue yellow... tip before the game
85. NEVAR!
86. type U
87. arrow instead of carrot
88. dont do anything
89. you would have thought one of them would have ducked
90. TL:DR
91. Not sure about this, but I click her forehead when the red thingy appears
92. none, im on the impossible quiz question no. 92
93. Click "the odd one out"
94. Silence
95. Click the numbers in ascending order, then click "enough" that will appear on the top left of the picture
96. Click the number of lives you have
97. Click 'K" in "BLACK"
98. 5
99. Burst 99 red balloons. Blue will kill you, Green will minus one (balloon).
100. Click 8275 then click the red (flashing) lever
101. Type "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz"
102. Drag away all the pictures, then click chris' face
103. Red
104. Clean the windows. I usually use the fuse stopper. z.
105. Click the switch behind the question number
106. Remove the eye of the left thing and put it one the metal thing in the middle, then drag the ball in the hand into the place where the eye originally was
107. A question from this quiz will come out. Click where the answer can be found for that question.
108. Follow the green arrow (it's best to rmb the path)
109. Graphite
110. Click the red squares
111. TEBAHPLA EHT
112. Drag the can of food to the can opener. Use the mouse to operate the can opener by going round and round. When the can is open, drag it to the dish
113. Click the colour of "nicest"
114. Use the left and right keys of the keyboard to brush the teeth
115. Caturday
116. Drag the shapes into the box
117. A question from Giucob’s impossible quiz.
118. don't do anything
119. type "horse", then "peanut" then "chihuahua"
120. Changes each time I think. You need to pay attention.